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Who doesn't want to go to Mordor? With its mountain vistas and minimalist landscapes, your vacation photos are sure to turn out great. (Did we mention black is slimming?) Ancient castles to visit. New species to observe. It's the adventure of a lifetime

No, no, not a cardigan FOR an octopus. This one only has two arms, so it's for a human. Of course, if you knew a cold octopus, this could warm two of its limbs.

We'll just warn you that if you check this hashtag your mileage may vary. What people think is "amazing" differs vastly.

ARE YOU A FAN?

Here is something made especially for all those women who are Star Wars fans! It is cool, it is feminine, and it shows that you are a true fan!

*CUE THE THEME MUSIC*

If you spin around really fast in this shirt, you won't turn into Wonder Woman. But you might get vertigo and fall over. So it's probably best if you don't do that.

BOLDLY GO! ON YOUR LEFT...

• Space-age bicycle jersey is science fact
• Officially-licensed Star Trek merchandise
• Command gold pattern on sleeves and sides made up of alternating Starfleet badges

FROM THE FINAL FRONTIER TO THE OFFICE

These Star Trek uniform polo shirts are perfect for the corporate-casual trekkie in all of us. They're made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester and feature embroidered science, engineering or command insignia. All you need to do is choose a color!

NO TYING REQUIRED.

Turns out, The Doctor is quite the influential figure in fashion. In the month after the episode The Eleventh Hour aired, bow tie sales at one UK menswear shop grew by 94%. Who knew?

CAPTAIN ON THE BRIDGE

Dress like your favorite Enterprise-D crew member! The Star Trek: The Next Generation uniform t-shirts are constructed just for this purpose, the high quality Picard would demand from his crew. Pips and sparkly comm badges are screen-printed on.

EWOK THE WALK

• Makes you look like an Ewok
• Standard tank top in front, racerback-styling in back
• Don't make us poke you with the spear